Things a southern boy wont say

[bradford]

You might be a redneck if your wife's ever said:

"Honey, come move this transmission so I can take a bath"

 

[bradford]

You might be a redneck if your wife's ever said:

"Honey, come move this transmission so I can take a bath"

 

[turbinedoctor]

ok, i guess im on my own here.

27. hey sally-mae, that ol houndog finally up an died. boy, ain he gon be delicious.
26. we gon need some taters to go with that ol houndog.

25. got me a big ol jug a shine and i'll be home around tuesday.

CTT you are correct in thinking a southern boy would never say #26 or #27. We hold our dogs in much higher regards then any northener. ;D

 

[turbinedoctor]

ok, i guess im on my own here.

27. hey sally-mae, that ol houndog finally up an died. boy, ain he gon be delicious.
26. we gon need some taters to go with that ol houndog.

25. got me a big ol jug a shine and i'll be home around tuesday.

CTT you are correct in thinking a southern boy would never say #26 or #27. We hold our dogs in much higher regards then any northener. ;D

 

[jaysea]

a drunk southern girls pick up line,,,, im not just another prittey face ,im also very S M R T

 

[jaysea]

a drunk southern girls pick up line,,,, im not just another prittey face ,im also very S M R T

 

[TMcGovern]

What's the difference between a Northern girl and a Southern girl?
A Northern girls says yes you can...a Southern girl say yes Y'all can... ;D

 

[TMcGovern]

What's the difference between a Northern girl and a Southern girl?
A Northern girls says yes you can...a Southern girl say yes Y'all can... ;D

 

[THEFERMANATOR]

What's the difference between a northerners story and a southerners story?

A northerner starts there story off once upon a time.
A southerner starts off his story with, YA"LL AINT GONNA BELIEVE THIS $HIT!

 

[THEFERMANATOR]

What's the difference between a northerners story and a southerners story?

A northerner starts there story off once upon a time.
A southerner starts off his story with, YA"LL AINT GONNA BELIEVE THIS $HIT!

 

[turbinedoctor]

A northeners house at the bottom of the hill is on fire and a truck load of hillbillys comes rushing down the hill and drives right into the middle of the house. Everybody jumps out and starts stomping, kicking and swatting there hats and puts out the fire. The northener thanks them and gives them a $500 reward for saving the house, then asks what they are going to do with all that money. The father hillbilly replies, "The first thing I'm going to do is fix the brakes on that dad burn truck".

 

[turbinedoctor]

A northeners house at the bottom of the hill is on fire and a truck load of hillbillys comes rushing down the hill and drives right into the middle of the house. Everybody jumps out and starts stomping, kicking and swatting there hats and puts out the fire. The northener thanks them and gives them a $500 reward for saving the house, then asks what they are going to do with all that money. The father hillbilly replies, "The first thing I'm going to do is fix the brakes on that dad burn truck".

 

[turbinedoctor]

#43 we got to stop Sally Mae, I forgot the condums.

 

[turbinedoctor]

#43 we got to stop Sally Mae, I forgot the condums.

 

[turbinedoctor]

#44 could I have another glass of wine.

#45 President Clinton should be ashamed of himself.

 

[turbinedoctor]

#44 could I have another glass of wine.

#45 President Clinton should be ashamed of himself.