Things a southern boy wont say

hey blue and turbs, i (we northeners) take #31 and #32 as a collective slap in the face.
now we northeners must come up with our own list.
hey everybody north of the mason dixon, or whatever you southern boys use to separate us. help me comprise a list of the top 30 things a southern boy would most likely say.

allow me to begin.

30. hey clem, brush your tooth before bed.

29. hey bobbie-jo, far up that thar newfangled stovie thang. weez cookin indoors t'night.

28. ima takin my best girl, cousin essie-may to the hootinannie t'night.


next?
 
hey blue and turbs, i (we northeners) take #31 and #32 as a collective slap in the face.
now we northeners must come up with our own list.
hey everybody north of the mason dixon, or whatever you southern boys use to separate us. help me comprise a list of the top 30 things a southern boy would most likely say.

allow me to begin.

30. hey clem, brush your tooth before bed.

29. hey bobbie-jo, far up that thar newfangled stovie thang. weez cookin indoors t'night.

28. ima takin my best girl, cousin essie-may to the hootinannie t'night.


next?
 
iRe: Things a southern boy wont say

Well CTT and Jaysea - I (along with the rest of the southern boys on here) consider #'s 30 and 35 a collective slap in the "tooth". ;D

BTW - A hootinannie is not somewhere you would want to take essie mae, she had more class than that. I'd take her to a pig pickin instead. ;)

#36 (thing he won't say) - Hey, it just snowed a half an inch - I reckon I'll go to work anyway ;D
 
iRe: Things a southern boy wont say

Well CTT and Jaysea - I (along with the rest of the southern boys on here) consider #'s 30 and 35 a collective slap in the "tooth". ;D

BTW - A hootinannie is not somewhere you would want to take essie mae, she had more class than that. I'd take her to a pig pickin instead. ;)

#36 (thing he won't say) - Hey, it just snowed a half an inch - I reckon I'll go to work anyway ;D
 
ok, i guess im on my own here.

27. hey sally-mae, that ol houndog finally up an died. boy, ain he gon be delicious.

26. we gon need some taters to go with that ol houndog.

25. got me a big ol jug a shine and i'll be home around tuesday.
 
ok, i guess im on my own here.

27. hey sally-mae, that ol houndog finally up an died. boy, ain he gon be delicious.

26. we gon need some taters to go with that ol houndog.

25. got me a big ol jug a shine and i'll be home around tuesday.
 
(thangs he WON'T say)

#37 - Doggoneit sally-mae - that Charlie the Tuner guy from up north shore is won smart feller.

#38 - Hey youz guyz - I'm working on my Joisey accent so that I can impress my buddies and hopefully attract more women folk.

#40 - Dam right I voted for Bush.

;D 8) :-*
 
(thangs he WON'T say)

#37 - Doggoneit sally-mae - that Charlie the Tuner guy from up north shore is won smart feller.

#38 - Hey youz guyz - I'm working on my Joisey accent so that I can impress my buddies and hopefully attract more women folk.

#40 - Dam right I voted for Bush.

;D 8) :-*
 
These are on the same lines,
I think I may have tried one or two of these.

Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say
something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.


10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up
 
These are on the same lines,
I think I may have tried one or two of these.

Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say
something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.


10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up
 
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