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Nice - but still no go due to various reasons......that would likely include my neighbors displeasure when a 60 mph wind gust turns that into a kite.
But you get an A for effort.
One can only try. Realistically, how many times do we see 60 mph gusts? But I agree with you that it's a possibility. And aesthetics are also an important factor as well. So how about a pole barn type of structure? More costly, but also more sturdy.

