Today's the big day Gents!!!

chumbucket said:
It's good to be home. Just sat down a few minutes ago. Feels good to be in familiar surroundings. I shared a room with a guy that didn't smell to good. He was using the commode instead of the bathroom and every day when they asked him if he wanted to wash or brush his teeth, he said no. he made the girls clean his azz with a wet towel every time and then rub lotion on it.:oh:
He talked to himself all night long too. :bat:
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Man, I was eating my lunch when I read that, how about some warnings next time?:bat:

at least there were no pictures...

It's great that you are home, always a great feeling...for a awhile....

rkc
 
chumbucket said:
It's good to be home. Just sat down a few minutes ago. Feels good to be in familiar surroundings. I shared a room with a guy that didn't smell to good. He was using the commode instead of the bathroom and every day when they asked him if he wanted to wash or brush his teeth, he said no. he made the girls clean his azz with a wet towel every time and then rub lotion on it.:oh:
He talked to himself all night long too. :bat:
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So..... how is Mr. Krinkle anyways? :head:
 
chumbucket said:
Too late now. I'm back home. Best I can hope for now is a cute visiting nurse or physical therapist.
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One snowy night many moons ago I snapped my femur like a matchstick...lotta beer, deep snow, truck inner-tube, long rope and jeep...bad combination...couple of weeks of traction, surgery, then PT...my therapist was actually a pretty good lookin' brunett...1st session. she's BENDIN' my leg at the knee and IT DON'T WANNA BEND but she's bendin' it anyway applying her body weight in a downward fashion...between her and gravity, I'm reachin a pain level usually confined to the dungeons of medievil castles, BUSTIN' a sweat and leavin fingerprints embossed into the vinyl pad I'm sittin on and I'm like, oh baby, yer KILLIN' me here..stop, stop, no harder, harder...and then thru the worst of it, I blurted out; Will you marry me so we can do this EVERY NIGHT!!...we got tickled and started laughin...eveybody around, PTs and other patients ROF...she and I dated for a while, but it didn't last...thankfully cuz that lady just loved inflicting heavy doses of pure PAIN...:nut:
 
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