My Grandmother's advice

[Mac_Attack]

She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family. 'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a woman with small hands.'

'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.

She answered in her soft Irish voice. "Makes your weiner look bigger."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

 

[lumberslinger178]

haha my I wish my wife had really small hands

 

[macojoe]

My wife only uses her fingers, man them some big fingers!!

 

[willy]

Ah, another Irish Curse proverb LOL