I’m offended

why do they call it. Black Friday? That offends me
Why is there a song. I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas ?
And what about the Green new deal? I’m offended.
It should be renamed so as not to offend me. Here is the new saying. I’m good with
early morning Friday shopping (much better)
I’m dreaming of a snowing morning on a holiday ( very polished)
The no gas to run you EV deal. ( nice )
Much much better.
And please don’t forget. We are having a BLACK OUT. the new rename is
You are screwed cause the electric lines are taking a brake today.
Just my two sence
 
While we’re at it I say change the name of a few road signs. I mean, “Dead End” just sounds so, well, permanent.. how about a simple “Road Ends” Or we could go the other way and start naming stuff for what it really is. I nominate Interstate 4 to be “ClusterDuck of Death” anybody with me? 🤪🤔
 
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