I have a confession to make...

Hey it's either warm and fuzzy shows
or
you can watch the discovery channel and find out
how the human race is surving by a thread of chance.

Earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis, meteors, global warming.


or

Jery Springer - My momma made you my granddaughter.
Montel - You ARE the father.
Judge Judy - Pay up scum bag.

or

The price is right - Come on down

Daytime TV s0cks, I am glad I am at work
where I can surf the net.

I know where you are coming from MJ,
I was layed up for four weeks with my neck surgery.
 
ok guys I think I am ok...i have figured it out.

From what I understand, the males brain is focused on sowing seed 90% of the time. The other 10% in focused mainly on food. These two categories have been known to flunctuate according to a few disfunctional brain cells which stem from the excessive consumption of blue cans


I think my brain was actually in predator mode trying to lure the female into thinking you actually gave a crap about what Barb was saying. I "being a male" didn't catch on to the lengths my brain is capable of doing to supply the 90% category.


Lesson to be learned for our women here...if you see a man, without and erection...fix him a sandwich. 8)
 
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