Father's Day in Da' Hood
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chesapeake_dreamin
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I laughed so hard I wet myself.
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twistedparot
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what do ya call fathers day in the 'quarters?
mass confusion
mass confusion
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chesapeake_dreamin
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Had a guy a few years ago decided he wanted to dance while I was conducting my interview. He bowed up and took a swing and I curled hip up against the wall with his left wrist pressed squarely against his right shoulder blade. He yelled a bit and as I started to release the pressure he shouted get off me you ain't my father. In good fashion, I applied a bit more leverage, leaned in close and whispered in his ear, the only reason you're so angry is because you don't know if I'm your father or not.
Last I heard he was doing a nickle for assaulting a public safety officer, and I have a funny little story to tell. Guess I won out in that one.
Last I heard he was doing a nickle for assaulting a public safety officer, and I have a funny little story to tell. Guess I won out in that one.
THEFERMANATOR
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YOu guys ever hear the joke about the black woman who applied for welfare? She had 17 kids. The welfare guy shows up and looks her place over then they go inside to fill out the paperwork. They sit at the table and he asks her for the names of her kids, she replies LEROY. He then asks what the rest of them are named and she says LEROY. He says you named all of your kids LEROY? She answers back YEP, it makes it easier to call them for dinner and stuff. He asks what do you do when you want to call just one of them? I calls em by there's last name 
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twistedparot
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aint right? i'll tell ya wat aint right...
whats the difference between a dead dog laying on the side of the road, and a dead "nazi" laying on the side of the road?
thiers skid marks leading up to the dog!
whats the difference between a dead dog laying on the side of the road, and a dead "nazi" laying on the side of the road?
thiers skid marks leading up to the dog!