Do NOT

Shoot a bottle rocket out of your butt crack.

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Great, just great. now we got singed hairs to look at.
Man, this just perpetuates this thing. Just tryin to be helpful.
I'm sure you got instructions to lube up the affected area (quit thinking about playing while there) and a doughnut type thing might help sitting and laying.



Where's the video?
 
Dude - enough with the pics of your ugly A.

Go to a porn site since you have some " tendencies " ........

Want to show a less close up of a gorgeous hawaiian tropic sun tan oil model - fine, let's see that.
 
lololololololololololol leave it to stink..... Thongs Zip lines mator samiches .... and as I recall this isnt the first fireworks burns Ive seen here....
 
The most disturbing part is your wife took a picture of it for you. How in the world did you find a woman to put up with all of your shenanigans? Mine would kill me just to put others out of my misery if I did half the stuff you did(then again I was as bad as you before I was with her:zip:).
 
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