Another peeing question.......

[Stinky_Hooker]

I was in the store the other day and stopped in the restroom. I did like I normally do and I lifted the lid to sling a leak. Why did I do this you ask? Because I have NEVER understood what in the world the stupid slit in the lid is for!!!! I mean, yeah I know the theory behind it but who in the heck can actually pee successfully in that thing? I know I am an exception and control is an issue, but man!!!. ..can anyone honestly tell me that slot is useful for something? :

 

[macojoe]

Its so the Nortons won't get caught when you go to stand up!! ;D

 

[Pipe_Dream]

Wow, when we go off topic around here we really go off topic. :
It gives some of us the extra room we need ???

 

[chumbucket]

Actually, in all seriousness, I always figured they just made a fitzall and the opening is for a chicks access. Of course MJ pee's sitting down too though. ;D :-*

 

[Stinky_Hooker]

I really dont know why a chick would need that access with the elongated toilet. Unless she had a bush the size of an Azalea.

 

[Skools Out]

LMFAO
So she can do her needs during that time of the month while sitting maybe? LOL Ask MJ lol

 

[chumbucket]

Yeah, MJ would be the expert on that. Probably more like a small evergreen. ;D

 

[Blue_Runner]

Its so your Johnson and his two pals don't have to lay around on the seat while you take care of some very manly business.

 

[reelapeelin]

Void in the potty seat: it's where you HOPE the Nortons are when the potty seat SLAMS down on the cold, hard porcelain ...

Hey Pipe...remember we were talkin' about Florida Barhopper.com the other day...all this business compares to a troup of Girl Scouts beside THAT crowd...no limit to how RAUNCHY it gets there...maybe better they closed it off... :...

 

[rb437]

Funny stuff.

I notice that the most recent post in the fishing section was on Oct. 1st. Is fishing season over or is a good laugh always in season?

 

[chumbucket]

A good laugh is always in season.

Now excuse me. I've got to drop off the kids at the pool. ;D

 

[macojoe]

Hmm.... and I am getting all the laughing at to :'( Nobody loves me anymore :-[

 

[chumbucket]

I love it when you're not around. We can turn anything into a macojoe situation comedy. ;D
So tell us, why do you sit down to pee? :-X :-*

 

[jaysea]

MY GUESS IS THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM NOT TO LIFT ANYTHING HEAVY

 

[chumbucket]

Thanks a lot Jaysea. There's a visual I never wanted in my head.

 

[macojoe]

Thats right jaysea!!

CB is jelious that he hasn't got any Nortons anymore!!

 

[chumbucket]

My wife wears the Nortons in my family. :-X :-[ ;D

 

[Stinky_Hooker]

Ehhhhhh, wearing the Nortons is HIGHLY overated!! :

 

[reelapeelin]

Do we need another board...My Nortons.com?... ;D...no, probably not...don't think I could handle the gallery : ...then ''modifications''...''repairs''...''performance'' might be interesting, but all in all it would just get too ''HAIRY'' : ...

 

[Stinky_Hooker]

Good un RAP! ;D