Stinky_Hooker
God
A woman goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. As she
looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex
Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions." The woman excitedly
looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the
man behind the counter, "I'll take one." As the man packages the frog, he
quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions."The woman nods, grabs
the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to
her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully.
She does exactly what is specified:1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice
perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the
frog beside you, and the frog will do what he has been trained to do.She
quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise, nothing happens.
The woman is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She rereads
the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you
have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So the woman
calls the pet shop. The man says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes,
the man is ringing her doorbell. The woman welcomes him in and says, "See,
I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits
there."The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its
eyes and says very sternly: "Look, I'm only going to show you how to do this
one more time!"
looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex
Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions." The woman excitedly
looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the
man behind the counter, "I'll take one." As the man packages the frog, he
quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions."The woman nods, grabs
the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to
her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully.
She does exactly what is specified:1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice
perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the
frog beside you, and the frog will do what he has been trained to do.She
quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise, nothing happens.
The woman is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She rereads
the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you
have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So the woman
calls the pet shop. The man says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes,
the man is ringing her doorbell. The woman welcomes him in and says, "See,
I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits
there."The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its
eyes and says very sternly: "Look, I'm only going to show you how to do this
one more time!"
