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Subject: The Pope in Alaska
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged
mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the
Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of
the woods.
He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for
Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and
struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free
himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers
wearing Go Sarah shirts came racing up.
One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest.
The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the
bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers
finished off the bear.
Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their
pickup truck.
The other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them men over
to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he
proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred
between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental
activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not
true."
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the
heck was that guy?"
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct
contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but
he doesn't know **** about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait
still alive or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get
another one?"
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged
mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the
Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of
the woods.
He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for
Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and
struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free
himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers
wearing Go Sarah shirts came racing up.
One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest.
The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the
bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers
finished off the bear.
Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their
pickup truck.
The other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them men over
to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he
proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred
between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental
activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not
true."
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the
heck was that guy?"
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct
contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but
he doesn't know **** about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait
still alive or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get
another one?"
