Mac_Attack
God
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful
woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was
heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have
it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to
strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business
trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to
the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in
Boston ."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman
he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was
going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to
maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I
have learned from my personal experiences to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are
there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of all
men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who
is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular
myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is men of ***ish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely
the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly
the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be
discussing all of this with you. I don't even know
your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my
friends call me Bubba."
settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful
woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was
heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have
it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to
strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business
trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to
the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in
Boston ."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman
he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was
going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to
maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I
have learned from my personal experiences to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are
there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of all
men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who
is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular
myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is men of ***ish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely
the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly
the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be
discussing all of this with you. I don't even know
your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my
friends call me Bubba."
