Lucky Bastard

[garagenc]

http://www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi2435187481

 

[reelapeelin]

http://www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi2435187481

No matter how good-lookin' they are, SOMEBODY'S glad they're gone...he dodged a bullet!!...

 

[willy]

I would have offered her $1000 for a round the world before she goes. Just so she could have something to remember.

 

[reelapeelin]

I would have offered her $1000 for a round the world before she goes. Just so she could have something to remember.

Or just drop a C-Note on the table and walk away...

 

[garagenc]

Or just drop a C-Note on the table and walk away...

And the bill for the drinks

 

[aussie]

that was sick keep them comming

 

[bradford]

A fella comes home from work and asks his old lady,

"What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She replied, "I'd leave your a$$ and take half!"

He answers, "Well then here's 6 bucks, get the hell out!"