I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
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> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
> She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
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> where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she
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> replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
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> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
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> to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
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> party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
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> while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
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> She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's
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> teacher."
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> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
> She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
>
> where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she
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> replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
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> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
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> to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
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> party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
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> while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
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> She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's
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> teacher."
