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Good Afternoon
Please, take care of yourself.
A recent joint study conducted by the
Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates
that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee,
carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and crap like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is a public service sent by someone who worries about your well being.
Please, take care of yourself.
A recent joint study conducted by the
Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates
that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee,
carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and crap like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is a public service sent by someone who worries about your well being.
