macojoe
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This guy dies and goes o heaven, when he arrives he meets St. Peter at the gate and notices a wall of clocks?
He says to St. Peter whats with all the clocks?? St. Peter says everyone on earth has one and it tells God how many times someone has lied in there life, by moving each time they lie.
Oh says the guy , who's clock is that?? St. Peter says thats Mother Teresa's and it has never moved! Incredible says the man.
This is Abraham Lincoln's clock and it has only moved twice!
Where is Obama's clock? Thats in Gods office he is using it as a ceiling Fan!!!!
He says to St. Peter whats with all the clocks?? St. Peter says everyone on earth has one and it tells God how many times someone has lied in there life, by moving each time they lie.
Oh says the guy , who's clock is that?? St. Peter says thats Mother Teresa's and it has never moved! Incredible says the man.
This is Abraham Lincoln's clock and it has only moved twice!
Where is Obama's clock? Thats in Gods office he is using it as a ceiling Fan!!!!
