I love Lawyers!

[Blue_Runner]

Two guys are in line at a bank when a third guy walks by in a very expensive looking three-piece suit. One guy says, "That a--hole must be a lawyer."
The well dressed dude walks over and says, "I heard that comment, and I strongly resent it."
The first speaker says, "Why, you a lawyer."
To which the dude replies, "Heck no, I'm an a--hole!"

 

[macojoe]

Hmm..................... ??? :-/

 

[reelapeelin]

BR, that's funny as he!!...LMAOFF...

Two lawyers in same office realize they gotta cut expenses...one says, "Are you ''bonkin'' the secretary?" Other says, "No."

1st one says, "Then YOU'LL have to fire her!"