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So I had my daily medicinal two cocktails and I said let me grab my laptop and see what is happening.
I got an email from the esteemed Mr. Krinkle and I said oh let me see what Lee has to say.
This is his email, just struck me as so true and funny.
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Just wanted to let you know --
today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ***, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard.
The directions were in Spanish.
Watch for yours soon.
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I got an email from the esteemed Mr. Krinkle and I said oh let me see what Lee has to say.
This is his email, just struck me as so true and funny.
[FONT=verdana,sans-serif] Watch Your Mailbox!
Just wanted to let you know --
today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ***, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard.
The directions were in Spanish.
Watch for yours soon.
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