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A husband and wife were sitting watching a psychology program about the phenomenon of "mixed emotions." The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey--that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
She said, "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest di*k."
She said, "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest di*k."
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