reelapeelin
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> A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
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> Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
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> "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million
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> "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
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> The man replies, "About a gallon."
I happily donated a gallon of H-Test...
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