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God
[FONT=Comic
Sans MS]Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
[FONT=Comic
Sans MS]She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the girls.[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic
Sans MS]I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic
Sans MS]She said "Are you crazy? You're way too old to start jumping out of airplanes?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic
Sans MS]I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic
Sans MS]She said to me, "Oh Mom!! ... where are your glasses![/FONT]
[FONT=Comic
Sans MS]This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic
Sans MS]I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do![/FONT]
[FONT=Comic
Sans MS]I signed up for five jumps a week![/FONT]
[FONT=Comic
Sans MS]Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.[/FONT][/FONT]