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CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results

December 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TAMPA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT :

Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3172
Enlarged Prostates 8249
Breast Implants 59350
Natural Blondes 3
It was also discovered that 435 members of congress had no balls.

Thought you'd like to know.
 
I heard about a guy who was pissed off about having to be felt up so he popped a viagra before going to the airport wearing sweatpants.
 
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No one is above suspicion.
 
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