Adult upgrade of Youth classic

[willy]

The New Dr. Suess:

I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan ,
I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN'.
I do not like this spending spree---
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.
I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it. nope, nope, nope!

 

[Destroyer]

I love this poem oh yes I do
I love this poem it's true it's true
I love the facts as they are stated
I love it when tyrants are hated
I love my constitution as it is written
so don't go changing it as you see fittin'
I love my country through and through
I love my country, red, white, and blue
I love to work to keep her free,
I'll fight for her on land and sea.

 

[willy]

Destroyer, I love ya man

 

[Road King Cole]

Destroyerman,

I assume you wrote that yourself?

Its "pretty F-N good"!!!!!!

rkc

 

[Destroyer]

Destroyerman,

I assume you wrote that yourself?

Its "pretty F-N good"!!!!!!

rkc

I wrote the poem right on the spot
Personally I didn't think it hot
It wasn't my best creative juice
Cause who can beat good Dr. Suess?

 

[CaptJ]

So creative and true