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Subject: Do not delete Ruth's story! Ruth went to her mail box and there was only one letter.. She picked it up and looked at it before opening, but then she looked at the envelope again. There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and address. She read the letter: Dear...

: Christmas Card 2008 Date: Sun, 14 Dec 2008 07:02:01 +0000 Subject: Christmas Card 2008 Ashland College always does a beautiful Christmas card and this year they have done another one. This should get you into the Christmas Sprit. Make sure you have your speakers on and enjoy...

Editor: As I watch the coverage of the fate of the U.S.auto industry, one alarming and frustrating fact hits me right between the eyes. The fate of our nation's economic survival is in the hands of some congressmen who are completely out of touch and act without knowledge of an industry that...

Quote of the day: > > > >"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, >she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If >you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, >she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and...

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Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and...

An Italian Boy's Confession (This could only happen with a little Italian kid..) 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?'...

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THE VIBRATOR As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old...

HELL EXPLAINED BYA CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a Universityof Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of...

6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to...

She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family. 'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a woman with small hands.' 'How come, Grandma?' I asked her. She answered in her soft Irish voice. "Makes your weiner look bigger." Kinda...

NEWFIE BLONDE An attractive blonde from Newfoundland arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.' With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9lErsLafw Billy Mac :beer:

I found it fascinating. ANY way we can acquire a new fuel source & stop dealing with the Arabs is more that fine with me. New fuel You must watch this a few times, it's going to be in your state. If it's true, every country in the world will be...

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a...

Subject: man at nudist colony A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked...