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A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the...

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her > > daughter > > was having sex. > > > > Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact > > the family's > > status, she consulted the family doctor. > > > > The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful > > and...

> **Lucky Dog....**> > Anyone who has pets will really like this. You'll like it> even if you don't and you may even decide you need one! > > Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named 'Lucky.' Lucky was a> real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had...

Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short

Subject: new stock market terms - some humor to lighten the day... #yiv1654985875 .hmmessage P{margin:0px;padding:0px;}#yiv1654985875 {FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma;} CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market...

Jury Duty Scam PLEASE DO NOT DELETE WITHOUT READING This has been verified by the FBI (their link is also included below). Please pass this on to everyone in your email address book. It is spreading fast so be prepared should you get this call. Most of us take those summonses for jury duty...

LOVE MY JOB If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater...

Retirement Plan Investment Tip If you had purchased $1000.00 of AIG stock one year ago, it would now be worth $56.91. With Washington Mutual, you would have $120.36 left of the original $1000. With 'Fannie Mae'(FNM), you would have $11.34 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Lehman Bros...

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. 'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.' 'That's perfectly all right,' replied the...

> It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but > here is one: > > Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small > tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is > that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' > > The...

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I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight..... * If you grow up in Hawaii , raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different." * Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story. * If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim. *...

Hearing Protection: Item taxpayers will need to wear when their Congress person explains why none of the bankers responsible for the collapse of the banks as well as the mortgage meltdown are not in jail.

The Haircut One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next...

How true!!! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other...

Here's a lil interesting reading for you Bill. Al Read on for just a couple disgusting examples of pigs at the trough! Reminds me of United Airlines. Bill Moyers is managing editor and Michael...

> > >> > > GOTTA PEE > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > >Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. > > >> > > > > >> > >Both were very faithful and loving wives, however > > >> > > > > >> > >They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi > > >> > > > > >> > >Breezers. > > >> >...

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A picture is worth a thousand words... Have you ever heard that a dog "knows" when an earthquake is about to hit? Have you ever heard that a dog can "sense" when a tornado is stirring up, even 20 miles away? Do you remember hearing that before the December tsunami...