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THIS IS HOW THEY ACT IN MICH. STATE POLICE DONT TAKE ANY CHANCES > Subject: The Juggler > > > > A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over on US 23 about 2 miles > north of the Michigan/Indiana State line. When the trooper asked the > driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a...

SECONDS before Death (CHILLING). WARNING!GRAPHIC PHOTO THIS IS A PICTURE OF A MAN WITH JUST SECONDS LEFT TO LIVE (CHILLING!)

> The Best Smart A__ Answers of 2008 !! > > SMART A__ ANSWER #6 > > It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you > like dinner?' the > flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are > my choices?' John >...

1. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark...

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Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with...

I tried this before and no one could see the photos. Let me know. I may have to ask how to post an email. Thanks Billy Mac :beer: > > > > > ATT00033.jpg (34KB), ATT00036.jpg (32KB), ATT00039.jpg (45KB), ATT00042.jpg (8KB), ATT00045.jpg (21KB), ATT00048.jpg (28KB), ATT00051.jpg (7KB)...

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TRIP TO WAL-MART Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on...

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A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Calgary Airport. The Pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our Final descent into Calgary. I want to thank you for flying with us Today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Calgary area". He forgets to switch off...

Something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do...

> > > > > > > > >Hypnotism at the Senior Center > > > > >It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. > >Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put >you all into a trance - I intend to hypnotize >each and every member of the audience.' > >The excitement was almost electric as Claude...

Willy or Stinky he'd make a good hunting partner! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9ieWrWLjii0

How do I include a PPS in a post?

Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had...

Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint...