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Tomb of the Unknown Soldier 1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns and why? 21 steps: It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute which is the highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary. 2. How long does he hesitate after his...

Obama will be not be making anymore public speeches in Texas. He claims that every time he gets up on stage to make a speech, some West Texas cotton farmer starts bidding on him.

Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch. Apparently I'm not welcome back at KFC.

This one nearly brought tears to my eyes…………. Never Lose Your Grandson! A heartwarming story. My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall......... He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" "The guard asked, "What's he like?" The little tyke...

The testicles of a Wanchese midget hurt and ached almost all the Time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about His problem.. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have A look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and...

A young woman in Swan Quarter, North Carolina, was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the harbor. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took...

Merry Xmas to all you V-20 Ho's :party:

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come > upon a huge hole in the ground. > They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter > says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how > deep it is." > The second hunter says" I...

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry. He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed. Woman afterwoman...

A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!' Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.' The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere' The...

FROZEN CARBURETOR On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in northern British Columbia, a RCMP constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside. "What's the matter?" asked the policeman. "Carburetor's...

I went today to renew my VA Saltwater fishing boat license which I have bought for 8yrs and now VA will not let a nonresident renew or get a new saltwater boat license. You can get one if we register our boat in VA but still have to purchase a NON RESIDENT saltwater fishing license and on top of...

My fishing trip last Thursday out of Rudeee was cancelled due to wind, I have another date of 12/13 (next Sunday) if anybody's interested, I have 2 seats.

I took her out of the water today and washed / cleaned her up to start her 2nd season of the year. I'll have her ready to start striper fishing at Rudee Inlet and Oregon Inlet starting Monday. I was going to take pics but I got so involved washing/cleaning and just petting her I lost all...

A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and...

Any of ya'll want to go striper fishing this Thursday 12/3 out of Rudee Inlet? We're going on the Poacher, The total cost including tip for the mate is $190.00 Let me know I want to fill this seat, it would be good for some of us to meet. you can call me at 252-312-6970 Lee

Hey everyone I need the hyd cylinder(s) that lift a 1991 Volvo 290 outdrive. One of my cylinders is leaking and volvo doesn't make a replacement kit for the cylinders. They only sell them as a pair ($800 and up) If anyone has a cylinder (s) or knows what o rings and seals go in them let me...

Check out this cartoon. http://www.smwa.net/downloads/funny/rake_bush4.swf

Sorry guys I didn't see that someone else had already put this on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2gIdMRwfuM

Nothing but a wake up call now and I'm outta here Mrs garage and I leave out here tomorrow at 5:30 flying down to Ft Lauderdale to catch the big ship to Bahamas, Key West (Fantasy Fest) and Cozmieul Mexico, be back 11-4 late. As I said in a previous post, What's not to like about a cruise...