Search results

An Idaho couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex...

It's 6:20 pm and I'm the only 1 on the site where is everyone

A wife goes to the Pharmacist and asks for arsenic. He says if I gave you that you could kill your husband, I can't sell/give you arsenic the cops will be all over me for helping you commit murder. He asks her why she wants it, she shows him a photo of her husband and his wive in bed. He...

I need a low press fuel pump for a 99 200hp merc EFI Ultramax Does anyone have 1 I can get Let me know. Thanks lee

Something we have all encountered in our marriages and relationships: Her Diary Entry Dear Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I...

attention aliens are coming to abduct all the hot sexy people. your *** is safe, i'm just emailing to say good - bye

The 11th Husband A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What ?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband #1...

Body Found Today the Police found an unidentified man's nude body in a park nearby. They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly a*s and a Small Dick. You Guys Okay??

A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lottery?" She didn't hesitate for a second and said, "I'd take half, then leave you." After 20 years of marriage, I so respected and appreciated the honesty of her straight forward answer. I said, "Excellent, I won 12 bucks, here's...

As a couple watched TV, the husband kept switching between the baseball game and a soft porn cable movie. He mumbled an excuse to his wife, "I don't know whether to watch them or the game." "Go ahead and watch them," she replied.. "You already know how to play baseball!"

BAIL'EM OUT!!! ???? Hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. . . . They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our...

Now this should get someone's attention...... Some have said that the stimulus hasn't saved any jobs, but here is a case where at least one job was saved. According to an unnamed source, Oregon State University Athletic Director Bob DeCarolis was considering firing their basketball coach...

The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side These are our rules! Please note… these are all numbered...

Subject: The Pope in Alaska The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts...

I was at the store yesterday, and I met Tarzan and I asked him how it was going and if he was into anymore movies. He told me that he could no longer make any more movies as he had severe arthritis in both shoulders and could no longer swing from vine to tree. I asked how Jane was doing...

Husband Down A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't...

Well I'm going back out at 11:00pm est tonite and put out salt pelletts and liquid salt. We'll put out 1,200lbs of salt and 250gals of liquid salt tonite. Tomorrow we'll go out and clear snow from shopping centers. Another long cold and wet weekend. Ya'll stay warm and off the road.

I have never seen this but it is great http://www.whc.net/rjones/USN/USN_team.html

Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot...