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THE YEAR IS 1909 This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! ************ ********* *********** The year is 1909. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1909: ************ ********* ************ The average life expectancy...

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience.Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to...

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A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job. The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?' The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota ..' Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You...

Subject: FW: Gynecologist's Assistant A man laid off from work went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read, "The job entails...

QUALITY!!! Tony Blair is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone. "Tony, John Prescott here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Sheffield has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire British supply of condoms...

Hey guys just wanted to wish everyone a happy 4th and hope you have a great time with family and friends, but lets not forget why we "have" the privilege to celebrate this day. Remember our past and present servicemen and civilians who have sacrificed to allow this great country to be free...

I almost forgot, every year on the 4th of July NC let residents and non residents fish without a license. Just their way of showing "Southern Hospitality" Hey Blue maybe it will catch on with these "Northerners" we talk to on the site. :sun::hi::beer::nut:

A husband and wife were sitting watching a psychology program about the phenomenon of "mixed emotions." The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey--that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” She said, "Out of...

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin . She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore...

One day, a man's wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lottery and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings." A month later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat...

The Living will... Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room And I said to her, " I never want to live in a vegetative state,dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up ,unpluged the TV and threw out my beer...

Weenie Test Three third graders from GEORGIA: an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid, are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. "Okay." They all agree. The Irish kid pulls down his zipper...

Not trying to beat a dead horse but The board is slow again. The last 5 - 6 days it's been terrible I have tried to post and have had it timed out because it took so long. I go on other sites and they are quick so I don't think it's my brand new computer. Today is better than most of the...

Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!! A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought...

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring...

My low pressure fuel pump has gone bad on my 200hp Optimax. These things cost around $300 and go bad often. I found a guy at Advance Auto that when I told him what I was thinking of doing he went to the shelf and picked up a AIRTX low pressure elect fuel pump (pmp # E8016S SKU # 5773407). He...

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There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom. When he returned, his trousers were wet all over. 'What happened, Grandpa?'...