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You have to love this lawyer........ A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer three...

Doctors vs. Gun Owners Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services. Now think about...

Harry Truman was a different kind of President. He probably made as many, or more important decisions regarding our nation's history as any of the other 42 Presidents preceding him. However, a measure of his greatness may rest on what he did after he left the White House. The only asset he...

WE'RE JUST NOW GETTING THE FRONT PART OF THE STORM, WINDS ARE AT 16KTS. RAIN IS SUPPOSE TO START AT 8PM TONITE. EYE WILL BE AT HATTERAS AT MIDNITE TONITE. I'VE BATTEN DOWN ALL THE HATCHES AND GOT 1 OF THE V IN THE GARAGE AND THE OTHER ON THE LIFT ALL TIED OFF. I GOT "IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING"...

Book Report-Too funny!!! Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report...

In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed. I was looking > at a mirror on >the ceiling and I discovered that I am a Negro...and I'm circumcised! > >Quickly I sat up, found my pants, looked in the pockets to find my >driver's license photo and it was that same color; Black. > >I felt myself...

THE GIRLS Tillie - Maude - Gertrude These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park benchhaving a quiet conversationwhen a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies,stood right in front of themand opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately...

Subject: The $50 Lesson- out of the mouth of babes To: I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what...

Will I Live to see 80? Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 60.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think...

Rachel, Clare and Samantha haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. Rachel arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Clare arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel...

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years." The interviewer says, "That will...

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be...

Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me...

Two Rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer~ Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.' Doug thinks it's a good idea and the...

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Qustion 1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Question 2: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Question 3: WHAT DO YOU DO...

A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned...

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6’ 2’’, and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department...

Proof that Men Have Better Friends Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man...

Good news!! Just wanted to let you know - today I received my government stimulus package for 2010. It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish. Hope you get yours soon!