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    crotchless panties

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    Trawler Fest

    Is anyyone going to Trawler Fest in Oct in Baltimore? Does anyone know a cheap motel near BMC Harbor Marina? I'm going.
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    Hurricane clean up

    During clean up after Irene I found 14 fish and 1 crab 1 nice bass and a small flounder in my yard.
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    Changes are Coming

    A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the Doctor's waiting room waiting to get a vasectomy. Both get called in at the same time with the nurse explaining to keep cost down the doc does 2 at a time. They look at each other and nod it's OK, so the nurse tells them to put on their gown...
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    Blonde

    a plane is on its way to toronto , when a blonde in economy > class gets up, and moves to the first class > section and sits down. > > the flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see > her ticket.> > > she then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, > and that she will...
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    Blonde

    Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
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    Michelle Obama

    I read today she is heading to Africa, Maybe America will get lucky and they will keep that Preduice Bit@h.
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    fishing trip

    I'm going deep sea fishing out of Pirates Cove (OBX) on the Hog Wild next Sunday (29th) I told the Captn we would like to target tuna and dolphin. Hope for good weather and hopefully biting fish.
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    It's a beautiful thing

    Started changing my water pump in my 9.9 Johnson yesterday on "It's a beautiful Thing" and was having all kinds of trouble, :fight: it ended up being the water tube not fitting in the grommet on the lower housing end. :bat: Farted with it today and it fell right in. It felt sooooo goood :news...
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    Forgot my glasses

    Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the girls. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said "Are you crazy? You're way too old to start...
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    Speechless

    A teacher at a High School in New Orleans asks a girl to use "handsome" in a sentence. A girl named Latisha says, "Sometimes when I be suckin' Jamal's soul pole, my jaw gets sore and I hafta' use my handsome." The quality of our educational system and its students sometimes brings a tear to...
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    Lucky Bastard

    http://www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi2435187481
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    Golf

    A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples' alternate shot tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway. Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, "Just hit it toward the green, anywhere...
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    Teak

    Has anyone used TEAKGUARD, the ad says it's guaranteed to last for 1 year in it's finished condition without redoing. I know some have Cetrol and other stuff but I'm looking into something more stable. I've done some reading, there is a "paint" that looks like finished teak color and should...
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    Spare Sighting

    Spare and his family came to see us tonight. We had a great time talking and saying "yes dear". 2 women, 2 girls, David and I were out numbered .:fight: It was great seeing Cindy and their 2 girls again. Cindy and my wife got along great (that could be good or bad) good for them bad for Dave...
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    Where to mount my depth finder

    Right now I have my depth finder and my GPS mounted in front of the drivers side window. I only have about 35% of the window to look out of. I keep thinking of putting it either on the slide for the cuddy or on the passenger's side facing me. This is for my 1991 Cuddy. What I would really like...
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    1st grandson

    My youngest son's wife is pregnant, the baby is breached, they are going to try to turn the baby today and if they can they are going to induce labor and if they can't turn then they are doing a C section. So either way today I'm going to be a granddad again, but this time it will be our 1st...
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    Willy AKA White on rice

    Hey White on Rice clear some of your PM so people can send you something.
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    V 20 for sale in Newport News

    V20 for sale http://norfolk.craigslist.org/boa/2284499237.html
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    Need a room at Patriots Best Western

    Patriots Best Western is sold out, anyone know of a extra room someone's not going to use because they aren't coming? Lee
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